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Aug
27
2004

Rampage on Teenie-Bloggers

Posted by: Aaron Brazell
  1. No, I dont’ want to read poetry on a website.
  2. No, I don’t want to look at sites filled with meaningless propaganda.
  3. No, I don’t care about your shoutbox filled with people that apparently know you. If you intend the site for your “peeps” then make sure I can’t get to it. Otherwise you’re wasting my bandwidth.
  4. No, I don’t care that you are listening to survivor, by destiny’s child, da phattest band of all time and that you want to holla at.
  5. We have a generation of completely illiterate people that can’t find anything more than shit to say in life. Example:

heh wassup! haha. kayss was really really in a good mood todaee. yeaah.. i dunno whyy tts for sure?! errmm kayss had p.e! overawss fun!!! den in dee end my hair was lyke u noee da drip tip leavess… da topic based on geographyy. do u guyss even noe? ahaha nahmindd.. continue reading hor pple..- so my hair was lyke layeredd.. den all da sweatss were lyke dripping from da tip of my hairrr. i look like a treeee gurl! heeshess. felt all so stickyy inside out.. but nahmind i had funn tts for sure! den lesson were as usual bawrrinkss! second impression of da topic “plate techtonics- dayem draggyy. urghss. was finding in soo very interesting in da begining but ended up dee otha way roundd.. why must da teacher likeee act soo ethusiasticc in teaching us da chapterr. its as iff she wantss to squeezee as many factss bout p. t intu our brainsss.. ttss a no-no!
back to good newss:
saw him jus afta accompanying aisya for her hist. ct. see good gurls get their wishes fullfilled any time any placee! hahaha im a braggerrr so dun percaya for goodness sake. =p yea saww him!! hes too handsome to be ignoreddd! like i saed he ll grow up and look like a hindustani starr. suddenly i feel tt hes da one tt introduced me to how great hindustani shows aree!!! serioussss! hehehe. i admiree him!!! weeees* ahackss cwazyxss sia.
kayss tts bout it..
a rather short and sweet entry!
till denn,
bubbyaizz!

What are we to do, people? Bloggers are being looked to as the next generation of journalists, the next media of journalism. This is what we have to deal with. Lord, take me now.

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