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3 November 2004 Comments Off

Jeremy for President: Cigarettes and No Pants Day for Everyone

I’m pretty sure that Jeremy would be a great interim president… especially since I’m one of those Washingtonians who will benefit from No Pants Friday:

So, effective immediately, Friday will not only be casual day (I understand this isn’t currently being observed in Washington for a variety of ass-related reasons), it will also be No Pants Day.

The way I figure it, a tight ass is likely caused by not getting enough air. I mean, think about it. If you walk around all day in a suit, your ass isn’t getting any of nature’s sweet, sweet luvin’. And it needs it, it really does. It’s why you were born naked, with your ass coming out last. It needs some sweet luvin’.

Since politicians obviously aren’t giving their buttocks what they need, I’m instituting this policy.

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Written by Aaron Brazell on November 3, 2004

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