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2 February 2006 Comments Off

Nukes Not Covered

A funny highlight from John Paczkowski from Good Morning, Silcon Valley is his observation of Cingular Wireless’ phone insurance policy which states:

We will not pay for ‘Loss’ caused directly or indirectly by any of the following, and such ‘Loss’ is excluded regardless of any other cause or event that contributes concurrently or in any sequence to the ‘Loss’:

A. Nuclear Hazard, meaning any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any other cause. But we will pay for direct physical ‘Loss’ caused by resulting fire if the fire would be covered under this ‘Coverage Certificate’.”

It’s good to know that Cingular will cover the fire that results from a Nuclear bomb, but it’s too bad they won’t cover the phone in case of the Nuclear bomb itself. :)

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Written by Aaron Brazell on February 2, 2006

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