Things heard in a NYC Starbucks at 3am

by Aaron Brazell on November 16, 2006 · 14 comments

“Jesus was a freaking puppet of the Babylonians.”
“I’ve only slept with you once. That’s all we agreed to.”
“Within 3 years, all these fucking Arab hotdog sellers are going to bomb New York again.”
“Sir, you can’t sleep in here.”
<to the only hot girl in the place – for the 13th time> “Hey, need some company?”
“Why would you go back to a family that doesn’t care about you?”
“But I don’t want to be exclusive with you.”
“Can I plug my laptop in that outlet under your legs?”

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Tagged as: humor, new york city, nyc, starbucks

{ 14 comments }

1 David Nick November 16, 2006 at 11:19 am: HaH! What an insight LOL
2 David Nick November 16, 2006 at 12:19 pm: HaH! What an insight LOL
3 bnpositive November 16, 2006 at 11:36 am: Now THAT! is interesting. I think I’m going to have to do that the next time I’m sitting somewhere public for an extended period of time.
4 bnpositive November 16, 2006 at 12:36 pm: Now THAT! is interesting. I think I’m going to have to do that the next time I’m sitting somewhere public for an extended period of time.
5 Shinobi November 17, 2006 at 6:08 am: Maybe the ger was the same as u…
6 Shinobi November 17, 2006 at 7:08 am: Maybe the ger was the same as u…
7 Mark Wade November 18, 2006 at 10:11 am: LOL – nice to know the Big Apple hasn’t changed… :)
8 Mark Wade November 18, 2006 at 11:11 am: LOL – nice to know the Big Apple hasn’t changed… :)
9 Aaron Brazell November 18, 2006 at 12:04 pm: It really hasn’t. :)
10 Aaron Brazell November 18, 2006 at 1:04 pm: It really hasn’t. :)
11 Eric Eggertson November 18, 2006 at 12:26 pm: “Can I plug my laptop in that outlet under your legs?”

Wow. Pickup lines have changed since I was on the market!
12 Eric Eggertson November 18, 2006 at 1:26 pm: “Can I plug my laptop in that outlet under your legs?”

Wow. Pickup lines have changed since I was on the market!
13 Aaron Brazell November 18, 2006 at 12:35 pm: I forgot to add one to the list in the spirit of the unique language of Starbucks:

“I’ll have a Venti Mocha no-whip triple shot frappuchino”
14 Aaron Brazell November 18, 2006 at 1:35 pm: I forgot to add one to the list in the spirit of the unique language of Starbucks:

“I’ll have a Venti Mocha no-whip triple shot frappuchino”